From my confidential clinical records of psychoanalysis conducted with high-profile clients, password protected, for reference only.

Patient Monsanto (NYSE: MON – the ‘Entity’) was analysed over the course of several sessions, in which it presented itself as a disarmingly well-heeled and soft-spoken middle-aged man, wearing a cardigan and slacks – expensive, but not ostentatiously so – with a warm smile and firm handshake.